my existence is weird

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

pro tip: glue a tiny mirror over your drivers license photo so when you hand it to the police they will get confused and arrest themselves instead

beanspurrout:

“oh, spare me.”

tearzah:

incredible

skarita:

Petitions for all future renditions of Nepeta and Equius to include adorable friendship bracelets.

biosonic:

My prom date

brigriv:

So how are you guys doing.

And thousands upon thousands made an ocean,
Making islands where no island should go.

And thousands upon thousands made an ocean,
Making islands where no island should go.

luphphy:

caraknightley:

i hate when people touch me and then when i tell them not to touch me they get rude

or even worse when they think you’re joking and keep touching you for fun

neversandgalaxies:

bladekindeyewear:

ket3:

fuck my life

this is my favorite thing in the world rn

piyorii:

It’s a silly time to learn to swim on the way down

ikimaru:

o k

actual gif ahah

microrapter:

kingcheddarclausxvii:

herronintendo3ds:

Animal Crossing: New Leaf The Complete Guide Book

Are you freaking kidding me

you mean bible

tomatogami:

transparent just for u all