May 2013
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
pro tip: glue a tiny mirror over your drivers license photo so when you hand it to the police they will get confused and arrest themselves instead
luphphy:
caraknightley:
i hate when people touch me and then when i tell them not to touch me they get rude
or even worse when they think you’re joking and keep touching you for fun
tomatogami:
transparent just for u all
thenaebyrd777:
inhalers:
tips for flirting: carve your number into a potato and roll it towards eligible females you wish to court with
the fact that this would work on me has me concerned
“But, in certain cases, carrying on, merely continuing, is superhuman.”
– Albert Camus (via mirroir)
